Sir Nocturne, I must tell you this tale. Yesterday, I was in my first ranked game for Season 3. I was jungling and had the worst luck of having to pick between you and Udyr. In the end, I picked Udyr. We lost the game in 50 minutes, 25-36. I ended with 6/10/5. Do you think this is some way of your darkness telling me that I made a mistake? I must know!
All Summoners at one point will realize my power, although I must say that both myself and Udyr are good picks for jungling. Udyr, however, falls off lategame unlike myself, who can scale well with decent CS. It may have indeed been a warning that you should next time embrace the darkness…
(ps I like your icon a lot!)
are you excited for your upcoming skin? It must be monotonous just terrorizing in four different outfits.
A legendary skin for me is fitting for such the legendary terror that I am. Although it could have been more original…I believe this new skin is compared to something the humans call “Mass Effect.”
Who was your last victim?
My last victims were nearly all of my followers because they stopped asking me questions.
(OOC: I’m sorry I haven’t nearly as active, guys. I’ve sorta been living in my own nightmare since I started the semester, considering I broke my foot and am going through a non-mutual break up, among other things like classes. Keep asking stuff and I’ll promise I’ll get there eventually!)
Uhhh do you have problems when i build frozen heart (troll face)
Do you have a problem when I use my W to block your Q and ultimate?
is it hard killing malphite with your blades since hes made of rock. have you ever dented your blades on the harder champions like malphite, blitz, and skarner?
If you ask me, the league is designed so each champion can be balanced to fight each other. That’s why all the humans remain standing; can you imagine what havoc I’d wreak if they let me loose? I await this day (night)…hahaha!
The-manbacon asked "So, how do ya' feel about Leona and Luxanna? I can't imagine all that light is good for someone such as yourself." Surely the response is that Light brings only more shadows.
Darkness is the absence of light, so no, less light would be preferred. Especially if it means I can slice up some more.
Summoner went 8-1-10 in a ranked. Finally, he got a win with me…
Yes.
Credit to http://thoseleaguemoments.tumblr.com
Sometimes Nocturne felt like his life was one big joke instead of the horror story he would prefer. This was one of those times. Dates with the Lady of Luminosity were bad, but this was the absolute worst. He was NOT a pack mule, despite what she seemed to think when they went shopping. His blades were for hacking and slashing; not carrying wrapped packages. This was a steep price for freedom, and he was starting to wonder if it was worth it. Someday, he promised, he would have his revenge.
There are so many things wrong with this (other than the idea that I’d kill Lux). How is a nightmare going shopping? When would I EVER agree to follow that annoying, light-bringing abomination around? And finally, why is TARIC of all champions narrating a story involving me that never happened? Tonight, you will dream of your “outrageous” gems being crushed, by me. Maybe I’ll throw in something involving Ezreal, too.
